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This game is a classic. If you haven't ever played it, you must be new to forums with relaxed rules.

Here's how it goes. I'd post a wish and the next poster would say "Granted, but..." and go on to ruin my dreams. Then they'd make a wish and the cycle would start over. Example:

Quote:joe: I wish I had a thousand small mosquito-shaped babies.
bob: Granted, but the babies are all mutants and they rise up to kill you in your sleep. I wish I had a motorboat that could go 5000 miles per hour.
joe: Granted, but while you're speeding a sonic boom occurs and it kills your entire family and leaves you an ugly ugly man in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. I wish...

I wish I had three bags of Skittles in front of me.

(03-15-2010, 03:04 AM)Zack Wrote: [ -> ]I wish I had three bags of Skittles in front of me.

Granted, but they all squired out colors and went all over you and your room, including your homework.
I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but an awful inflation occurs and you get arrested for making fake money. I wish i had magic powers.

Granted, but they can only be used to hurt yourself.


I wish people were less stupid.

Granted, but they become really smart and make you their slaves.

I wish my internet stopped dropped out all the time.

Granted, but all other computers and servers explode (except yours). I wish JoshWebDesign had a cool avatar.

Granted, but it turns out to be stolen from a website and looks vaguely stupid.

I wish Apple wasn't made out of douchefags.

Granted, but you become a douchefag yourself.
I wish for an active forum on niftyhost.

Granted, if by active you mean spammy.

I wish people would take notice of the IRC.

Granted, but then the irc server gets flooded by users and valentin goes on vacation for 999 years and you lose your founder status to a hacker and your mobile phone explodes because it can't handle the flood and you start eating rotten noodles.

I wish for noodles. (Just perfectly normal noodles.)