Granted, they find a way to one-and-a-half-post.
I wish I knew a good way to implement 32-bit multiplication with no 64-bit registers.
Wait, I do now. O___o
I wish I knew what to code next, then.
Granted, but the ROBOTS TURN AGAINST YOU AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
I wish people weren't asswobs.
Granted, but then their old habits would come back and you're screwed.
I wish I owned the Internet and had all-power over it.
Granted, but you suddenly realize its a dream because: NOBODY CAN OWN INTERNET. :P
I wish I had a bag of cookies.
Granted, but the cookies fall onto the floor and an elephant falls on them.
I wish I had a VPS with cPanel 12 Beta.
Granted, but you sink into poverty.
I wish mghq would be around more :'(
:*( Sadness.
Granted, but he comes back $500 into debt and you lose NiftyHost. Lol.
I wish that........... I had global IRC powers XD
Granted, but you accidentally kick valentin and get us booted off the server :o
I wish people absorbed information.
Offtopic: I already do smarty....
Granted, but everyone becomes as smart as me and we are slowly taking over the world.
I wish 1 + 1 != 2
*: != means: is not the same as.
Granted, but nobody would think that made sense and would abandon you :(
I wish I was staff here...