Corrupt-a-wish
05-02-2011, 01:09 PM,
#71
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but the computer only does single digit equations, and overheats every few seconds.

I wish for the sun to blow up.
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05-02-2011, 08:39 PM,
#72
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but you burn for eternity in the solar flames.
I wish that I never had to pay for any subscription ever again (phone bill, Xbox Live, Netflix).
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05-04-2011, 07:58 AM,
#73
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but that's because none of them exist anymore, and you die of boredom.

I wish for a giant flaming meatball to crash into the earth and make humans extinct.
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05-06-2011, 12:01 AM,
#74
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but the flaming meatball never makes it to the earth.
I wish that gas prices weren't outta this world.
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05-07-2011, 04:50 AM,
#75
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted. They're in it.

I wish for a Gastronaut.
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05-12-2011, 11:55 PM,
#76
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted. you have one now.
I wish for a cookie that never goes away.
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09-13-2011, 06:10 AM,
#77
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but it tastes so horrible you never want to see a cookie again. But this one never goes away.

I wish for a giant kazoo, just for the fun of it.
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03-08-2012, 03:15 AM,
#78
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
i wish for a better life :P
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03-10-2012, 03:25 AM,
#79
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but your new life is only marginally better (like, you earn a few dimes more than before, making a only slightly better) :P

I wish I was better at producing music.
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04-30-2012, 09:06 AM,
#80
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but everyone starts liking country music instead of what you make.


I wish I had a klondike bar.
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