Funny jokes

[jffkka]

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral. “Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce,” the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank’s underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.

Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank’s doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. “That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest,” the loan officer said.

The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.

“Wait sir,” the loan officer said, “while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?”

The man smiled. “Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?”

[HiddenKnowledge]

Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

Rofl, that's funny.

[manikertamang]

nice one loved all of them and the favorite one was:
SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES !
MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.

loved the decision of the major.

[Kingfrost]

You know what burns my ass? A flame about this high.

(Pic Shall Never Be Removed)

(where is pic then 0.o?)

[akosiymac]

haha.. nice jokes