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RE: Funny jokes - jffkka - 09-12-2010
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral. “Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce,” the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank’s underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.
Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank’s doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. “That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest,” the loan officer said.
The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.
“Wait sir,” the loan officer said, “while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?”
The man smiled. “Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?”
RE: Funny jokes - HiddenKnowledge - 09-13-2010
Quote:Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.Rofl, that's funny.
RE: Funny jokes - manikertamang - 09-23-2010
nice one loved all of them and the favorite one was:
SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES !
MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.
loved the decision of the major.
RE: Funny jokes - Kingfrost - 10-27-2010
You know what burns my ass? A flame about this high.
(Pic Shall Never Be Removed)
(where is pic then 0.o?)
RE: Funny jokes - akosiymac - 10-28-2010
haha.. nice jokes