<![CDATA[NiftyHost Forums (Archive) - Forum Games]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/ Thu, 17 Sep 2026 21:14:59 +0000 MyBB <![CDATA[Neverending Story]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-1028.html Sun, 23 Jan 2011 02:51:49 +0000 barkerb23]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-1028.html
once upon a time...]]>
once upon a time...]]> <![CDATA[The guy or girl above me should be an admin because... ]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-699.html Thu, 28 Oct 2010 03:12:45 +0000 akosiymac]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-699.html <![CDATA[Guess the Next Poster]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-698.html Thu, 28 Oct 2010 03:04:02 +0000 akosiymac]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-698.html HuhHuhHuh
If you think you can, join our game.
:idea::idea::idea:
This is just for fun.
:D:D:D]]> HuhHuhHuh
If you think you can, join our game.
:idea::idea::idea:
This is just for fun.
:D:D:D]]> <![CDATA[Ban the previous user (Game)]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-465.html Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:42:36 +0000 CrazySp4ce]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-465.html
1 a user bans a user by posting in the forum example

2 (User: CrazySp4ce Is Banned for making this game)
3 Then Another User Could Ban The User That Banned Me Like:
(User2: User Is Banned For Banning CrazySp4ce (Or A Diffrent Reason Like You ZBanned For Being A Tard)
Give it a try it gets fun after a while :D]]>
1 a user bans a user by posting in the forum example

2 (User: CrazySp4ce Is Banned for making this game)
3 Then Another User Could Ban The User That Banned Me Like:
(User2: User Is Banned For Banning CrazySp4ce (Or A Diffrent Reason Like You ZBanned For Being A Tard)
Give it a try it gets fun after a while :D]]> <![CDATA[Count the people]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-395.html Tue, 13 Jul 2010 20:33:36 +0000 typedef]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-395.html
[Image: funny_riddles_count_the_number.gif]]]>
[Image: funny_riddles_count_the_number.gif]]]> <![CDATA[Imagine if...]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-394.html Tue, 13 Jul 2010 19:44:56 +0000 typedef]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-394.html No blasphemy
No rasicism
No hate towards other groups of people.

Ok i'll start.

Imagine if sex lasted 6 hrs. 2 hrs thrusting, 4 hrs orgasm.. :P]]> No blasphemy
No rasicism
No hate towards other groups of people.

Ok i'll start.

Imagine if sex lasted 6 hrs. 2 hrs thrusting, 4 hrs orgasm.. :P]]> <![CDATA[Funny jokes]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-392.html Tue, 13 Jul 2010 18:44:08 +0000 typedef]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-392.html Q: Why does a blonde write TGIF on the inside of her shoes?
A: To remind her that Toes Go In First.

[Dumb blond swimming]
On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimming. The redhead goes first. She makes it a quarter of the way then drowns. The brunnette goes second. She makes it one third of the way then drowns.The blonde comes last. She makes it one half of the way, gets tired and then turns back.
[School and blonde]
There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they are all in third grade.Which one has the biggest breasts? The blonde because she is 18.

[Blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York]
What is the difference between a blonde and the grand old duke of york? The grand old duke of york only had 10000 men.
How do you keep a blonde busy? see below.

[Busy blonde]
How do you keep a blonde busy? see above.
[What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you?]

What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you ???
Run like hell cause she got a grenade in her hand!
funny pickup lines

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)
Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?

[Computer Geek Pick-up Lines]

You had me at "Hello World."
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
Want to see my Red Hat?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
I'd switch to emacs for you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Nice Set of Floppies!
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I'd like to play on your laptop.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
Your homepage or mine?
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean
Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Need me to unzip your files?
How about we go home and you handle my exception?]]> Q: Why does a blonde write TGIF on the inside of her shoes?
A: To remind her that Toes Go In First.

[Dumb blond swimming]
On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimming. The redhead goes first. She makes it a quarter of the way then drowns. The brunnette goes second. She makes it one third of the way then drowns.The blonde comes last. She makes it one half of the way, gets tired and then turns back.
[School and blonde]
There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they are all in third grade.Which one has the biggest breasts? The blonde because she is 18.

[Blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York]
What is the difference between a blonde and the grand old duke of york? The grand old duke of york only had 10000 men.
How do you keep a blonde busy? see below.

[Busy blonde]
How do you keep a blonde busy? see above.
[What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you?]

What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you ???
Run like hell cause she got a grenade in her hand!
funny pickup lines

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)
Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?

[Computer Geek Pick-up Lines]

You had me at "Hello World."
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
Want to see my Red Hat?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
I'd switch to emacs for you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Nice Set of Floppies!
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I'd like to play on your laptop.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
Your homepage or mine?
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean
Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Need me to unzip your files?
How about we go home and you handle my exception?]]> <![CDATA[Vending Machine]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-362.html Sun, 04 Jul 2010 01:07:34 +0000 Cameron]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-362.html
It's called Vending Machine (thus the topic name lol)

Here's how you play:

The user before you puts something into the machine. You then say what they got back out, then put something back in (in the same post).

Example:

Post 1-
User1:I put in LeBron James
Post 2-
User2:You get 'The King'
User2:I put in a Lamborghini.
Post 3-
User3:You get a giant bill

Pretty simple.
Tip: Make sure your response to the last member is related in some way to what they put into the machine.

Let's get started!

I insert.... NiftyHost! :D]]>
It's called Vending Machine (thus the topic name lol)

Here's how you play:

The user before you puts something into the machine. You then say what they got back out, then put something back in (in the same post).

Example:

Post 1-
User1:I put in LeBron James
Post 2-
User2:You get 'The King'
User2:I put in a Lamborghini.
Post 3-
User3:You get a giant bill

Pretty simple.
Tip: Make sure your response to the last member is related in some way to what they put into the machine.

Let's get started!

I insert.... NiftyHost! :D]]> <![CDATA[Google Image Game!]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-270.html Wed, 09 Jun 2010 23:28:06 +0000 Zavoo]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-270.html
Here's the way it'll go.. (provided of course the game doesn't flop.. )

I will start with a word...the next person types that word into Google Image search, and posts the picture that comes up...then they type another word...and so on.

Here's the first word:

BATHTUB]]>
Here's the way it'll go.. (provided of course the game doesn't flop.. )

I will start with a word...the next person types that word into Google Image search, and posts the picture that comes up...then they type another word...and so on.

Here's the first word:

BATHTUB]]> <![CDATA[ten trillion obvious lies]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-102.html Tue, 06 Apr 2010 20:57:01 +0000 Zach]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-102.html 1. The color blue is red.
2. The cake is an honest.
3. Only straight people live in San Francisco.]]> 1. The color blue is red.
2. The cake is an honest.
3. Only straight people live in San Francisco.]]> <![CDATA[Pretend IRC]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-92.html Sun, 04 Apr 2010 23:09:09 +0000 Zach]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-92.html
/me has joined #niftyhost
<Zack> hi
<Zack> sup]]>
/me has joined #niftyhost
<Zack> hi
<Zack> sup]]> <![CDATA[Counting game]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-76.html Mon, 22 Mar 2010 23:48:02 +0000 HiddenKnowledge]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-76.html
P.s. Stay ontopic.

1.]]>
P.s. Stay ontopic.

1.]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt-a-wish]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-54.html Sun, 14 Mar 2010 17:04:02 +0000 Zach]]> https://niftyhost.chary.us/support/thread-54.html
Here's how it goes. I'd post a wish and the next poster would say "Granted, but..." and go on to ruin my dreams. Then they'd make a wish and the cycle would start over. Example:

Quote:joe: I wish I had a thousand small mosquito-shaped babies.
bob: Granted, but the babies are all mutants and they rise up to kill you in your sleep. I wish I had a motorboat that could go 5000 miles per hour.
joe: Granted, but while you're speeding a sonic boom occurs and it kills your entire family and leaves you an ugly ugly man in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. I wish...

I wish I had three bags of Skittles in front of me.]]>
Here's how it goes. I'd post a wish and the next poster would say "Granted, but..." and go on to ruin my dreams. Then they'd make a wish and the cycle would start over. Example:

Quote:joe: I wish I had a thousand small mosquito-shaped babies.
bob: Granted, but the babies are all mutants and they rise up to kill you in your sleep. I wish I had a motorboat that could go 5000 miles per hour.
joe: Granted, but while you're speeding a sonic boom occurs and it kills your entire family and leaves you an ugly ugly man in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. I wish...

I wish I had three bags of Skittles in front of me.]]>