Corrupt-a-wish
01-07-2011, 06:02 AM,
#61
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted but common sense isn't common.
I wish people would learn how to drive
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01-07-2011, 04:58 PM, (This post was last modified: 01-07-2011, 04:59 PM by HiddenKnowledge.)
#62
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but their vision of 'how to drive' is the same as mine while playing Grand Theft Auto. (Tank with nitro FTW :P)
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05-02-2011, 09:56 AM,
#63
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
(01-07-2011, 04:58 PM)Yoruichi Shihouin Wrote: I wish for a wish. (Yes, I can't think of one atm.)

Granted, but it turns out to have been stolen, and you get arrested by the Genie police and imprisoned for the next 2000 years.

I wish Internet Explorer would die.
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05-02-2011, 11:37 AM,
#64
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but Mozilla gets drunk with power as the new Lords of Browsing and the browser quality dives.
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05-02-2011, 11:43 AM,
#65
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
You forgot to wish. You are rejected by the gods of wishing, and get placed in the Greek version of Hell.

I wish for a private jet. That I never use, and keep nowhere near anywhere I ever go.
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05-02-2011, 11:53 AM,
#66
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but you forgot to wish for a landing strip and it rusts in your front yard for all eternity.
I wish for a new dedicated server.
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05-02-2011, 11:59 AM,
#67
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but it comes pre-broken. And is missing all the cables and software.

I wish for a butterfly in the seventeenth century to change it's mind and flap it's wing.
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05-02-2011, 12:05 PM,
#68
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but it results in your birth never occuring and a mind boggling paradox being created.
I wish that our advertisers would pay a little more.
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05-02-2011, 12:07 PM,
#69
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
Granted, but it causes them to all go broke so they can't pay you anything ever again.

I wish your advertisers paid me a little more. :P
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05-02-2011, 12:09 PM,
#70
RE: Corrupt-a-wish
(: Granted, but NiftyHost goes broke. Broke-r.
I wish for a new computer.
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