I ban you because I agree - I want that automated userbar script too!
I ban you because it's not very hard to make :P
I ban you for not assuming I'm too lazy to code it :P
I ban you because you're so lazy.. not like me :D
I ban you for saying your not lazy.
I ban you for banning a user for saying he's not lazy while you are lazy while not being lazy during your laziness.
:P
I ban you for having a broken avatar
I ban you for thinking his avatar is broken.
Banned for having a legitimately broken avi.