he watched the ground while he walked.
and the ground shook with every step he made !
The animals could see him from miles around.
He was a morbidly obese giant.
Who's body odor, cleared everything for miles around.
As clumsy as he was
As clumsy as he was
As clumsy as he was
... So clumsy were his shoes!!!
Shoes with such lack of style, that made everyone wonder if such giant was really Bigfoot.
After all, who said that Bigfoot has to have both feet the same size? Or...
No it has not feet!
This is why Bigfoot is in the quest to find his feet, buried somewhere in...
Canada. So, he went off to find his feet, when all of the sudden, he encounters Chuck Norris. So....